31 January 2010 - My Staubsauger Sucks

["What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? [It Sucks to be You]" from the Avenue Q soundtrack.]

As I may have mentioned before, I have hardwood and tile floors throughout my apartment, similar to what I had in Chicago. For day-to-day dust control, I set the Roombas loose when I leave the apartment and they take care of most of the dust bunnies of cat fur and the like. They do a fair job with the floors, though for some reason they seem to have difficulty getting up on the rugs in the living room and foyer. And, unlike in Chicago, my cleaning lady here does not bring her own vacuum cleaner with her.

So, it became clear that I needed to buy a vacuum cleaner (staubsauger). So I purchased the Dirt Devil Centrino pictured here. It looked like it had a lot of features and additional attachments, it was made by a brand I recognized, it was in a beautiful clearcoat metallic red, has a cool built-in retractable cord/storage and was reasonably priced. My cleaning lady seems to be able to work with it, as demonstrated by the dust and fur-free rugs after she visits. So all is good, right? Or not.

There was a casualty this past week. In a butterfingers moment this past week, I dropped a bottle of perfume in the bathroom one morning. It shattered on the tile floor, sending shards of glass and fragrance everywhere. Ruh roh. I sopped up the liquid as much as possible (for future reference, yes, this does create an instant home air freshener, so consider when buying a fragrance whether you would mind your home smelling like that for several week....) and shuffled around in shoes until things were dry, closing the door to the bathroom so the Lads didn't pick up glass in their little padded feet. It wasn't until this morning that I finally decided to address the potential small glass shards that might be lurking out of sight.

So I hauled out the Centrino and went to work. Or tried. There was pretty much no suction from the floor attachment, no matter how I fritzed around with the settings. I was able to figure out how to just get the hose itself free and suck up glass shards piece by piece, that that assumes that I am, with the naked eye, able to spot all such glass shards. I am not pleased. But I am in awe of how the cleaning lady is able to do anything with this machine that approximates cleanliness on the rugs. In the meantime, I have both Roombas caged in the bathroom circling around trying to address the glass issues. Go Roombas!

Update: There are sometimes when timing is really interesting. The day after I posted this was the day the cleaning lady came to visit. When I returned that evening, there was a handwritten note that read as follows: "Liebe SanDee, Staubsauger ist kaput - kein arbeit." Meaning, the Staubsauger is flat out busted. Nice.